Mamma Romney will give you some…maybe if you play nice
she’ll give you a slice
maybe
MAMA’S PIZZA
Come to Mama’s Pizza shop
Pizza very nice
Drool at all the things on top
But never ask the price
You can come and stand outside
And smell the mozzarella
If it’s raining don’t forget
To bring your own umbrella
Watch as Mama’s friends go in
Don’t get in the way
If they kick you in the shins
Be careful what you say
Watch out! Here comes Sonny Boy
Did you bring a sheet?
Lie down, let him walk on you
He mustn’t wet his feet
Mama cuts the pizza up
Mama feeds her friends
Will you get some crumbs as well?
Well, it all depends
Were you nice to Sonny Boy?
Did you kiss his tushie?
Were you gentle, full of joy?
He hates it when you’re pushy.
Mama’s pizza, hot and fresh
Pizza very nice
If you bend down far enough
You could get a slice.