“Oh wouldn’t you like to come
Back underneath my thumb
In a Patriarchy’s Garden
In serfdom?
You would know your place,
Below the human race
In a Patriarchy’s Garden
Without mace.”
That and more at Sadly No! where writer Cerberus cuts into David Brooks and commits beautiful slaughter. Slaughter on Brooks’ pulling out every tired stereotype of women to make a siren call to the men that the wymenz are taking over and they’d better, um, do something. Like maybe wake up to the fact that the OMG! the roles of women they are a changing and this is nowhere better reflected than in the poor economy. Well ok, he didn’t say all women are ruining the economy, just the loose ones that go college; the ones who put getting a degree and an education as a top priority. Brooks laments the good old days where women knew their place and went to college to find a doctor to marry. Oh the bloody horror! Now with contraception and all, they are having wanton sex, learning things and get this! Getting jobs! Not good paying jobs, that’s not important and not all women, that’s not important either.
When you need to force attitudes that force ridiculous, prejudicial policies that protect a narrow group from another larger group, best to make that group really, really big and scary. Women shouldn’t have reproductive freedom, look, they are all turning into educated sluts! And then taking our jobs! Wasn’t that the frat boy’s job? The privileged snot getting in on daddy’s dime with his white-boy, super polished shine, who studied and had wild sextapades with willing coed sluts? Brings to mind a little diddy someone told me long ago, that’s one of those custom made stories that dad’s tell their young stud sons about to embark into the world of teh wymenz:
A little dog sat next to the railroad tracks all forlorn, contemplating his future. He let his tail fall over the rail. A train came by and as he felt the pinch on his tail he turned his head and whack!
So unfortunately, the puppy’s gone but hopefully you’ll remember to not lose your head over a little tail.
Those femi-nazi mothers must be telling their daughters that story, which of course is bringing in the collapse of all civilization partriarchy.
But I need add no more, let Cerberus take it away!
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