GOP – Libertarian Jesus

I declare you ineligible you mooching leech.

 

 

When he worked at the Health and Human Services Offices:

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

When he ran for Congress:

“What is this mess?” exclaims Jesus when touring the poor part of town, “this is what you get when you give people hand-outs! What do you people want from me? To turn water into wine, you drunks!”

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